19th November 2022, 6:31 PM
A hat where it instantly adds 2 minutes to the time completed on top of the x2 Exp. I call it the Rank Swaggin Hat.
A hat where the gravity gets set to -10 on every level. I call it the Weeeee!!!!! Hat.
A hat that lets you break brick blocks that are on the floor. I call it the Diggy Dolt Hat.
A hat that sets the timer to 15 seconds remaining when you hit the finish block. I call it the Y'all Better Run Hat.
A hat that let's you break Crumble blocks 50% easier. I call it the Rock Noggin Hat.
A hat that shoots out laser guns, swords, and ice waves at random intervals. I call it the Alien Hat.
A hat that removes all opponent's hats from the level. I call it the Anti Hat.
A hat that lets you double jump. I call it the Ouncy Bouncy Hat.
A hat that reduces all of your stats by 25 points. I call it the Going Easy Hat.
A hat that stuns opponents upon entry to the race. I call it the False Start Hat.
A hat that replaces all sound effects to a HONK noise. I call it the Goose Hat.
A hat that cats wear. Lets you scratch and stun nearby opponents. I call it the Cat in the Hat.
A hat that lets you go through right arrow blocks from the left side. I call it the Devious Trapper Hat.
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There, that's a baker's dozen of hat ideas. And I think they are the best ideas ever conceived.
A hat where the gravity gets set to -10 on every level. I call it the Weeeee!!!!! Hat.
A hat that lets you break brick blocks that are on the floor. I call it the Diggy Dolt Hat.
A hat that sets the timer to 15 seconds remaining when you hit the finish block. I call it the Y'all Better Run Hat.
A hat that let's you break Crumble blocks 50% easier. I call it the Rock Noggin Hat.
A hat that shoots out laser guns, swords, and ice waves at random intervals. I call it the Alien Hat.
A hat that removes all opponent's hats from the level. I call it the Anti Hat.
A hat that lets you double jump. I call it the Ouncy Bouncy Hat.
A hat that reduces all of your stats by 25 points. I call it the Going Easy Hat.
A hat that stuns opponents upon entry to the race. I call it the False Start Hat.
A hat that replaces all sound effects to a HONK noise. I call it the Goose Hat.
A hat that cats wear. Lets you scratch and stun nearby opponents. I call it the Cat in the Hat.
A hat that lets you go through right arrow blocks from the left side. I call it the Devious Trapper Hat.
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There, that's a baker's dozen of hat ideas. And I think they are the best ideas ever conceived.