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Guys please post your best dark jokes here I want to see what you've got.x


As a7x3 stated below, keep it appropriate. "Dark Humor" Doesn't always mean inappropriate.
If you're going to have this as a thread, then there will be limits to what is said, so be VERY wary about what you say. If it gets too out of hand, then it will be closed.
So, there was a blond, a brunet, and a redhead.
There also happened to be a magical mirror that would grant them a wish if they told a truthful statement (if not truthful then they get incinerated)
So, The brunet goes up to the mirror and says,"I think I'm the prettiest in the land," she passed (this statement was truthful because she really thought she was).
Then the redhead,"I think I'M the prettiest of them all" same as above.
So, the blond goes up and says,"I think..." she was incinerated.
Oh, blonde jokes? Here we go.

Stranded on a treacherous iceberg are a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. A genie appears and grants them each one wish. The brunette says "I wish I was home," and is instantly teleported home. The redhead says "yeah, I want to be home too," and also gets teleported home. The blonde says "I'm lonely; bring my friends back!"