RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 14th May 2026
That was such a bad day
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 14th May 2026
OK, so my bike broke down, yeah? I call my boss, tell her what happened, we mutually agree that I'll take the bus and just arrive late. No problem. The bus I get on takes a completely different route, and takes me into a totally different town. I'm like what the heck? My bus driver asks me where I'm trying to get to, I tell him my job. He starts yelling at me that this is the wrong bus, it doesn't go that way, get off my bus.
So there I am, in the middle of a random town, extremely late for work, having a panic attack. My husband says "No worries, I'll send an Uber to come pick you up. Can you tell me where you are?" I open Google Maps to find out, and my entire phone freezes, the call drops, and it won't restart.
So now I'm wandering through a random town, I have no clue where I am, and by this point I am in tears cause the day just keeps getting worse. Will I have to walk back home? Which way even is home? Eventually, my phone does restart and I call my husband back. I walk around for like 5 more minutes before I find this park, so he sends the Uber to pick me up there.
Then on the way home in my Uber, my work calls me back and my boss is like "where the heck are you at?" So I have to explain my nightmare while in this random stranger's car. I told her I wouldn't be able to make it into work because at this point, I'm in no condition to work. So yeah, that's the story of my horrible morning.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 14th May 2026
I napped for like 3 hours
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Master Raiden - 14th May 2026
(14th May 2026, 6:30 PM)Mia Wrote: OK, so my bike broke down, yeah? I call my boss, tell her what happened, we mutually agree that I'll take the bus and just arrive late. No problem. The bus I get on takes a completely different route, and takes me into a totally different town. I'm like what the heck? My bus driver asks me where I'm trying to get to, I tell him my job. He starts yelling at me that this is the wrong bus, it doesn't go that way, get off my bus.
Another Simpsons prediction comes true
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Silky Silver - 14th May 2026
That's awful, I'm sorry that happenedÂ
nothing like a good nap to reset the day
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
(14th May 2026, 6:48 PM)Master Raiden Wrote: Another Simpsons prediction comes true
Jokes on Lisa, I got off at Crackton
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
308 guests for no reason at all
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
spa
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Lousy generic filler post
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
What do you mean you're out of waffles
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Can I speak to your manager
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Hey that cashier just spit into my milkshake!!!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
How about we take this outside and I can show you what it's like
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Stop pummeling me, it's really painful
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Now what have we learned
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Don't put twinkies on your pizza
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Nobody's seen more butts than you, uncle tony
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Josh was bad, Josh now good
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
I worked at Burger King for 3 years. This is worse than that!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th May 2026
Shhhh be quiet, you're gonna wake up the baby
THE BABY'S ON THE ROOF!!!!!
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