RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - dotime - 29th May 2026
MAyb I prefer cats over dogs
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
My cat has yet to obliterate any of my belongings, although I caught her trying to chew through my bike's brake lines
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Hello Mr. Grimm, do you have any chocolate sauce?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Sorry, we're fresh out of that. Can I perhaps interest you in some marshmallow fluff instead?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
No thanks. Say, do you know where this treasure map leads?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Yeah, that's Mason Farms. Look out, he has a knack for shooting intruders with his spud gun.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
A guy named Mason lives there, and shoots people with his own taytos? What kind of crazy world do we live in?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Yeah, he's Jack Mason, a 69 year old crotchety man. I heard he freezes the taytos to make them hurt even more.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Silky Silver - 29th May 2026
My skin's feeling so prickly, and I don't think it's the mosquitos this time
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Well I'm going to try my luck anyway, cause that treasure is a ticket to the good life.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Silky Silver - 29th May 2026
Hello Dan the man, I should've asked you what door you picked
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Sure, but put on some bug repellant before you head out. Some apparition named Silky warned me in a dream last night.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
So Todd buys mosquito repellant from Mr. Grimm and heads on his way
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Then out of nowhere, a talking rabbit comes out of nowhere and blocks Todd's path
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Hey, what's the big idea? I'm trying to get to Mason Farms! Move it you dumb rabbit!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Dumb?! I'll have you know that I'm a member of Mensa!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
I don't care what you're a member of! Just let me pass!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Hmm, maybe I'll consider it if you can find me some chocolate sauce.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 29th May 2026
Damn it, I just tried to buy some from Mr. Grimm's General Store! Can't you make an exception?
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