RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 13th November 2020
Howdy
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 13th November 2020
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
Hellooooooooo
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
It's me
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
I'm in a REALLY bad mood
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
Why?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
I missed a whole week of work because my doc told me to quarantine
Doc said "don't go back to work until wednesday unless you get the covid results" so I may be missing 3 more days of work
But that's not what pissed me off
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
You know what else my freaking doctor said?????????????????
"YOU ARE FAT"
So I said back in disbelief "How fat am I?"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
Then they said "Fat enough for the both of us! Now I gotta check your throat!"
I was already pissed, then they said "Now open your mouth and say oink"
So not only did my doc make me quarantine, but they also called me a fat pig
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
And I look in the mirror and I says, I says "I don't see a fat pig, I see a lanky ugly mule! Someone give me a compliment!"
Then my cousin walks in and says "Well your eyesight is damn near perfect!"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
So not only is my doc a jerk, but so is my cousin
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
Then I go in a haunted house to get my mind off of things, and the manager says "You're hired!!!" I'm like "What the hell are you talking about?????" Then he says "Well you're the scariest-looking thing in this haunted house, you gotta work here!!!"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
Then I'm like "I've had enough! I'm going to the mall!!!!" I get to the mall and this freaking security guard!!!
"You can't wear a zombie mask in here, you have to wear a CDC approved mask."
Like am I really so ugly that I look like a freaking zombie?????
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
And my doc was in there too and was like "Aren't you that fat pig I treated earlier? Why aren't you quarantining at your sty???"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
Woah woah woah what
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
Is this actually legit??? Who the hell would call their patient a fat pig???
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 15th November 2020
But omg this story is kinda funny ? dunno if this is real
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 15th November 2020
It's not real hahaha I made it up (except my doc telling me to quarantine, that part's real)
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Ashley766 - 17th November 2020
@ClassyElephant hi
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