RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I got some help at the library's reference desk.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But I kept hearing these really loud crunching noises coming from way over on the other side.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I decided to hit the streets again, and what did I see?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
It was my good friend Jack, so I slapped him five.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I went into an antique store looking for a faberge egg.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I went to the man running the stand and said hey (bum bum bum) got any eggs?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
As it turned out, they didn't have any eggs. That wasn't very eggcellent.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Then I remembered, oh crap! I am late for my shift at UPS!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I hopped in my truck to make my first UPS delivery, but I heard a gunshot!!! I freaked out!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I decided, this job isn't worth getting shot at, so I quit.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I decided right then and there, that I would start my career as a singer.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
The problem was, I wasn't any good. I managed to get a gig at a local theater.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But I was terrified of ghosts and hecklers. That's when I heard "BOO!" and "YOU SUCK!"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Just my luck, the two things I was terrified of just happened to be in the same theater.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I decided to go to Arby's and complain about the food.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I didn't go there to eat anything, I just wanted Arby's to know that their food was bad.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Then I went to Olive Garden, and I was outraged at their menu!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
There weren't any olives on their menu anywhere!!! What a ripoff!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I turned into a Karen and complained to to the boss.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But the boss was actually the final boss from Ghost 'n Goblins.
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