RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I slipped on the floor and threatened to sue.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And the final boss said "Wait, don't sue! I'll give you unlimited breadsticks with the purchase of a meal!"
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And you know me, how could I resist such a tantalizing offer?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when I bought a spaghetti with marinara, and started chowing down on breadsticks.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
The breadsticks were good, I probably ate two dozen of them.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Then on their TV, I noticed something: It was an episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And the million dollar question was...
In 1718, which pirate died in battle off the coast of what is now North Carolina?
A. Calico Jack
B. Blackbeard
C. Bartholomew Roberts
D. Captain Kidd
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Being the smart cookie that I am, I knew the answer was Blackbeard.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
Too bad I wasn't on the show that night, because the contestant walked away with the half a million.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
As I left Olive Garden, I noticed something.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
This wasn't a truthful storytelling at all! This was just nonsense that I came up with to fill up spam posts!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And it worked, as well. We had gained an extra 3 pages out of it.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
That's when Mia decided that Mia could talk in the third person.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
There's no telling what kind of mischief I could get into with that.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and get real high.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
So I turned on the TV and watched the DVD logo bounce around the screen.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I watched it for hours hoping that just once, it would go right into the corner.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
But it never did. Legends say that DVD logo has never hit the corner.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 21st October 2023
I'm out of things to talk about.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Different - 21st October 2023
(21st October 2023, 9:14 AM)Mia Wrote: But I kept hearing these really loud crunching noises coming from way over on the other side.
Tbh with you, I don't know how people make a living doing this for YouTube ? You gotta have balls of steel to do stuff like this just for content. People asked him to do it too, I bet.
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