RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Ok, enough yammering about that! Look at the mall fountain!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Why is the centerpiece a statue of a peeing alligator?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Oh, I am not a statue. I couldn't hold it any longer.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
...Let's get the heck out of this mall.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Don't you want to go shopping at JC Penney first?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Not if it's as filthy as the rest of the mall!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Yeah, what's the deal? Doesn't this mall have a janitor?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Oh, I am the janitor. What's the problem?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
What's the problem??? You're the janitor and you're peeing in the fountain!!!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Who cares? I'm an alligator, I'm used to peeing in water.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
But it's unsanitary and disgusting!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: How? It's not like I'm peeing on the floor where people walk.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
You have a point, but I still say it's disgusting doing that in public!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Well if someone would thank me for cleaning the bathrooms, maybe I would use them.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
But the bathrooms are filthy! I went there right when we came in!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Well if people would thank me, maybe I would clean them!
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Just how on Earth did pee get on the ceiling??? I used my glow in the dark light
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Do I look like I keep track of where people pee?
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Obviously not if you're going into a public fountain.
RE: Let's get this thread to a million pages! - Mia - 25th March 2024
Gus the Gator: Look, I'll go check the security tapes at the end of the shift and see who it was.
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