Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

13730 hammers

Mia, I... That is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

[Mia]

13731 hammers

"Yeah, I'm gonna have to contact my lawyer Reginald to come deal with you. I don't feel comfortable having you in my store."

[Mia]

13732 hammers

Wait, the dragon statue is your lawyer??? That's that jerk that burnt my taco!!!

[Mia]

13733 hammers

Mia, for the last time, he wasn't a statue!!! Good grief...

[Mia]

13734 hammers

Well let's just leave before he flies over here to lecture me.

[Mia]

13735 hammers

And thus concludes my mall story, I hope you enjoyed

[Mia]

13736 hammers

6 pages down, 14 to go

[Mia]

13737 hammers

Idk if anyone will read that, but yeah

[Mia]

13738 hammers

I had fun chatting, and that's all that matters

[Mia]

13739 hammers

Now I am officially out of things to talk about

[Mia]

13740 hammers

But I kept it going for a good while

[Mia]

13741 hammers

[Mia]

13742 hammers

[~JBG~]

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[Mia]

13743 hammers

[Mia]

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13744 hammers

You what?

[Mia]

13745 hammers

[~JBG~]

13744 hammers

You what?

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[Mia]

13746 hammers

[Mia]

13747 hammers

I don't speak asterisk hyphen