This offends me!

[Ashley766]

I'm offended that you're offended at me for bumping old threads This thread isn't supposed to die!

[gemj]

I'm offended that you're offended at me for bumping old threads This thread isn't supposed to die!

I'm offended that you have a cool lil logo and I have a comedian holding a toy gun.

[Ashley766]

I'm offended on how you like my logo

[new bat pr2]

im offended becuz i feel like being offended

[Ashley766]

I'm offended that ur name has pr2 in it

[LCPD]

im offended that your name isn't 666

[Ashley766]

I'm offended on how you want me to have 3 6's in my name (which is a bad number xd)

[Camer the Dragon]

I'm offended that you are mean to the number 666

[AspectZero]

I am not capable of being offended, but since it is a requirement, I shall attempt to simulate being offended that this exists.

[LuniFoxo]

I'm offended that you express no anger.

[ThePizzaEater1000]

I'm offended that you have a J in your username.

[Camer the Dragon]

I am offended that your username breaks onto 2 lines not at a space

[ThePizzaEater1000]

I'm offended that your reason for being offended is a good reason to be offended.

[JEEJAYEM]

Your preferred PR game offends me

[Camer the Dragon]

I'm offended you left me no reason to offend you with that statement

[ThePizzaEater1000]

I'm offended that your thread count is divisible by 25.

[Ashley766]

I'm offended that your thread count is divisible by 5

[Camer the Dragon]

I'm offended that yours is not

[ThePizzaEater1000]

I'm offended that you have no "r"s in your user title

[LuniFoxo]

I'm offended that you use the hammer and sickle symbol in your sig.