Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

12541 hammers

You've changed, Mia. You used to prefer mall shopping.

[Mia]

12542 hammers

Yeah, until I developed a severe case of malas.

[Mia]

12543 hammers

Forget the malas, let's get moving!

[Mia]

12544 hammers

Oh, that reminds me. On the topic of moving...

[Mia]

12545 hammers

My boyfriend and I are moving in together! c:

[Mia]

12546 hammers

It's going to be wonderful! I am so excited!

[Mia]

12547 hammers

So how long would 180 pages take, anyway?

[Mia]

12548 hammers

That's 3600 posts, roughly.

[Mia]

12549 hammers

Which would take 1800 minutes, minimum.

[Mia]

12550 hammers

I can't stay up for 30 hours spamming posts because I have a job interview before then.

[Mia]

12551 hammers

Will I be working at a hospital? Perhaps.

[Mia]

12552 hammers

I won't be operating on patients, luckily.

[Mia]

12553 hammers

So for now, I keep on posting.

[Mia]

12554 hammers

Because what else can I do?

[Mia]

12555 hammers

We won't reach a million pages by slacking.

[Mia]

12556 hammers

Fact is you're a hack, wack QVC joke

[Mia]

12557 hammers

You peddle soap that cleans bird s*** from my windows

[Mia]

12558 hammers

I'll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in

[Mia]

12559 hammers

Call me Arthur Miller son, cause it's Death of a Salesman

[Mia]

12560 hammers

Hi, Billy Mays here with a special TV offer