Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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3 eyes but your lifespan is shortened by 15 years

Can one of the eyes be in the back of my head

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Imagine how useful that would be, like having a rear view mirror built in

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My phone's underlining correctly-spelled words and suggesting typos

paycho

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Newfoundland

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Labrador

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I want to harness a bluetooth speaker to my bike and play this around town

I did it, it was funny

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Are you ever afraid during the winter that an icicle will break off of an overhang and pierce through your eye?

Maybe that's just me

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My cat likes the bouncing DVD logo

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She's my little tayto

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You ever worried a silverback gorilla will start chasing you when you leave the house

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Burnt sienna

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My little tayto is purring

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You ever worried that a walrus is secretly judging you on a surveillance camera

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You ever worried that a kangaroo is gonna knock you out on your trip to Australia

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Nobel Peace Prize

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Amy's Baking Company

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You ever worried that a small bee will fly up your nose and sting your brain

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You ever worried that a grizzly bear will start walking on two legs and ask you for directions to its beehive

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Are you worried for my well being due to all these inane questions I'm asking

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Are you worried