Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Sure, but put on some bug repellant before you head out. Some apparition named Silky warned me in a dream last night.

[Mia]

So Todd buys mosquito repellant from Mr. Grimm and heads on his way

[Mia]

Then out of nowhere, a talking rabbit comes out of nowhere and blocks Todd's path

[Mia]

Hey, what's the big idea? I'm trying to get to Mason Farms! Move it you dumb rabbit!

[Mia]

Dumb?! I'll have you know that I'm a member of Mensa!

[Mia]

I don't care what you're a member of! Just let me pass!

[Mia]

Hmm, maybe I'll consider it if you can find me some chocolate sauce.

[Mia]

Damn it, I just tried to buy some from Mr. Grimm's General Store! Can't you make an exception?

[Mia]

Sorry, no can do. It's gotta be chocolate sauce. These carrots are getting rather bland, you know.

[Mia]

Alright, let me see if Yanny's Boutique has any. I'm out of ideas.

[Mia]

Todd skips on over to Laurel's Boutique. He thinks it's Yanny's, but his hearing isn't so good.

[Mia]

Hi, welcome to Laurel's Boutique! Can I interest you in some new dresses?

[Mia]

No thanks Yanny, my femboy phase was 3 months ago. I was actually wondering if you had any chocolate sauce?

[Mia]

You know, my husband Bill said he just bought the last one from Mr. Grimm a few hours ago. Perhaps he'd be willing to give it to you?

[Mia]

I sure hope so. It's important that I get this to a rabbit straight away so I can find the lost treasure!

[Mia]

Uh huh, sure kid... Talking rabbit, buried treasure...

[Mia]

Laurel secretly dials 911 and tells them that some kid named Todd escaped from the loony bin

[Mia]

Hey, are you Bill? Yanny said you had some chocolate sauce! I'll trade you my allowance for it! It's an emergency!

[Mia]

Why yes I am! I already used some of it, but the rest of it is back at my place. Heck, I'll go ahead and give it to you, if you want it!

[Mia]

Wait a second Bill! This dimwit told me about a talking bunny with a lost treasure! I think he's an escaped loony patient!