Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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The first one was a fire tier reward, so it was free

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The second one I used the rest of my gift card on

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The third one I paid full price for

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And the fourth one, the Taco Bell worker hooked me up with it for free

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Wow, what a deal

[Mia]

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A dollar per burrito

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Next, I'll show you how to get a dozen donuts for $4

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The trick is to go on Half Off Day with a free donut coupon

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And then you burn yourself with their coffee and win a $1.3 million settlement

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Then you buy all the donuts in the world

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"Hey, get out of my donut shop!!! You just peed on our display case!!!"

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Nuh-uh, that was already like that

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"Yeah, sure it was... Leave, or I'm calling the cops."

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Go ahead, the cops will confiscate all of your donuts as "evidence" and put you out of business

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"Damn it, you're right... just take this complimentary donut and be on your way."

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Ooh, a pink frosted sprinkled donut! *om nom nom*

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Does anyone remember when Smosh would do Food Battle every year

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And Ian would always pick the pink frosted sprinkled donut?

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Good times

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