Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

30399 penguins

[Mia]

30400 penguins

Good stopping point.

[Sunlight1232]

If you were counting sheep instead of penguins you would be asleep by now

[Mia]

I was asleep until my husband woke me up for pizza

[Mia]

Now I'm awake and have to go back to work

[Mia]

Feels like all I do is work and sleep

[Mia]

All work and no spa makes Mia something something

[Mia]

No one else posted in 16 hours

[Mia]

No one else posted in 17 hours

[dotime]

ok

[Sunlight1232]

Just in time

[Sunlight1232]

In due time

[Mia]

Yeppers

[Mia]

My duck tattoo got moldy, so I shot bread out of a cannon while getting shot by an airsoft gun in my red hair

[Mia]

I slapped a gryphon with a dueling glove, then it squawked and ate 3 snowmen before collapsing into a chocolate river

[Mia]

Man in critical condition after eating 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch cereal. "The damage to the roof of his mouth may be irreversible," Dr. Riviera stated.

[Mia]

Parents heartbroken after child gets arrested. "We don't know why he jumped on that cop car and said 67," his mother cried.

[Mia]

Man is ostracized after playing Rick Roll at his funeral and climbing out of his coffin. "Typical Frank, he's always taking things too far," says one local.

[Mia]

We've been on the same dang page for over 20 hours

[Mia]

Let's fix that