Let's get this thread to a million pages!

**Mia** · 19th June 2026, 7:33 PM

30399 penguins

**Mia** · 19th June 2026, 7:34 PM

30400 penguins

Good stopping point.

**Sunlight1232** · 19th June 2026, 7:42 PM

If you were counting sheep instead of penguins you would be asleep by now

**Mia** · 19th June 2026, 8:53 PM

I was asleep until my husband woke me up for pizza

**Mia** · Yesterday, 6:17 AM

Now I'm awake and have to go back to work

**Mia** · Yesterday, 6:18 AM

Feels like all I do is work and sleep

**Mia** · Yesterday, 8:28 AM

All work and no spa makes Mia something something

**Mia** · Yesterday, 11:23 AM

No one else posted in 16 hours

**Mia** · Yesterday, 12:39 PM

No one else posted in 17 hours

**dotime** · Yesterday, 1:09 PM

ok

**Sunlight1232** · Yesterday, 1:58 PM

Just in time

**Sunlight1232** · Yesterday, 1:59 PM

In due time

**Mia** · Yesterday, 2:01 PM

Yeppers

**Mia** · Yesterday, 2:03 PM

My duck tattoo got moldy, so I shot bread out of a cannon while getting shot by an airsoft gun in my red hair

**Mia** · Yesterday, 2:07 PM

I slapped a gryphon with a dueling glove, then it squawked and ate 3 snowmen before collapsing into a chocolate river

**Mia**

Man in critical condition after eating 3 bowls of Cap'n Crunch cereal. "The damage to the roof of his mouth may be irreversible," Dr. Riviera stated.

**Mia** · Yesterday, 2:13 PM

Parents heartbroken after child gets arrested. "We don't know why he jumped on that cop car and said 67," his mother cried.

**Mia** · Yesterday, 2:15 PM

Man is ostracized after playing Rick Roll at his funeral and climbing out of his coffin. "Typical Frank, he's always taking things too far," says one local.

**Mia** · Yesterday, 4:22 PM

We've been on the same dang page for over 20 hours

**Mia** · Yesterday, 4:22 PM

Let's fix that