F@H Contest

**Mia**

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:19 AM

19 dreams

See, I quote things a lot.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:20 AM

20 dreams

I've already quoted 2 things in these 20 spam posts.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:20 AM

21 dreams

All I have to do is dream.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:21 AM

22 dreams

Sometimes I run out of things to say.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:22 AM

23 dreams

23 is a nice number.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:22 AM

24 dreams

Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24.

Let me hear it.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:23 AM

25 dreams

25!

*canned laughter*

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:23 AM

26 dreams

I don't mind audience laughter, but I don't understand canned laughter.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:24 AM

27 dreams

Just like I don't understand canned bread.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:24 AM

28 dreams

CANNED BREAD!

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:25 AM

29 dreams

Wow, I can't believe they actually have it!

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:25 AM

30 dreams

I've heard better comebacks from a turkey sandwich. Get a life!

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:26 AM

31 dreams

How does an octopus know what a turkey sandwich is?

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:27 AM

32 dreams

I suppose that's a futile question. "Why does a kids show contain logical fallacies?"

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:27 AM

33 dreams

Because it's a kid show yada yada yada.

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:28 AM

34 dreams

"You can't yada yada over the best part!"

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:29 AM

35 dreams

"No, I mentioned the bisque."

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:29 AM

36 dreams

"You can't spare one square?"

**Mia** · 25th May 2020, 9:30 AM

37 dreams

If it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything.