Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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Al's Mustard

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Al's Mustard

Certified High Quality Gourmet Mustard Seed

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Is that enough buzzwords for one product?

State of the art 5 star rated high quality ethically grown gourmet organic mustard seed

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Now with smaller trace amounts of nitroglycerin!

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Now I'm getting flashbacks of that scene in House M.D. where House injects himself with nitroglycerin to prove that Weber's medicine doesn't prevent migraines.

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I think my bluetooth speaker is on the fritz

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Oh wait, "on the fritz" isn't a universal phrase

I think my bluetooth speaker is on its last legs

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Why they put humanoid legs on this bluetooth speaker, I have no idea

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Why do I always delve into stupidity in this thread

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Because I'm waiting for Smite to install, and this is my fallback plan for boredom

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And boredom + loneliness = nonsense

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Nonsensical nonsense is the best form of nonsense

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At least that's what they say in upstate New York

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Not in Utica though, it's an Albany expression

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See, I could just fill this with blank spam posts

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But instead I fill it with whatever random garbage my brain thinks up

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Well now my brain is devoid of random garbage for the time being, so I bid you adieu

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"Did you do anything useful today?"

"No."

"Oh. Well at least you had fun, right?"

"..."

"...Right?"

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"Did you do anything useful today?"

"No."

"Oh. Well at least you had fun, right?"

"..."

"...Right?"

Bro, why are you talking to yourself? LOL! ?

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Bro, why are you talking to yourself? LOL! ?

Why aren't you talking to yourself?