Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

They would instantly go up like 5 or 6 ranks

[Mia]

Hey everyone, there's -1 invisible users browsing this thread

[Mia]

But how did it get in the negative?

[Mia]

Maybe they are below sea level

[Mia]

Maybe they are in negative space

[Mia]

Maybe they JDON their soul

[Mia]

Maybe they started talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt; it would really be quite hypnotic.

[Mia]

Maybe they should try thinking more positively, and they will no longer be negative.

[Mia]

Warming Level is 0%, I better go visit a more tropical climate

[Mia]

I don't even have 666 posts yet on JV2, how am I supposed to let out my evil personality?

[Mia]

What if I am from negative space? Would that make me an evil alien?

[Mia]

Has it been me that's been causing PR2's downtime all these years?

[Mia]

Find out next time on the exciting conclusion

[Master Raiden]

Still waiting for these chess puzzles to be solved

[Mia]

My cat headphones are making a crackling sound, I am sad

[Mia]

They only crackle when they're charging. When I unplug them, they stop crackling

[Different]

Still waiting for these chess puzzles to be solved

I'll get around to them, one day. It does require a lot of critical thinking and anticipation to provide the right path for the player.

[Different]

@Mia My neighbor's Pitbull makes strange noises almost everyday. I don't understand why they don't take their dog to the vet or something because it sounds really sick.

[Mia]

They probably need to take it to the vet, or they might be mistreating it.

It's so sad, the neighbor above me yells at his dog and yanks on his leash in public, who knows what that poor dog is going through behind closed doors. Next time I see it happen, I'm calling the non-emergency number and reporting it as animal abuse.

[Mia]

I punched someone in my dream (don't know why), but in real life I punched the wall while I was sleeping.

My wrist feels great now.

Pro tip: If you have a wrist condition, don't punch walls