Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

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"That'll be $831.94! And will that be cash or card?"

[Mia]

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Mia, what in the H are you doing??? You can't afford that!

[Mia]

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It's okay, I'll just tell the bank I'll pay it in my next life!

[Mia]

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"I'm sorry, your card has been rejected. Do you have another way to pay?"

[Mia]

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Yeah, I'll pay you in wisdom: If 3 out of 10 accidents are caused by drunk drivers, that means 7 out of 10 accidents are caused by sober people. So if you wanna get home safely, you're more than twice as likely to get home drunk driving!

[Mia]

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Mia, I... That is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.

[Mia]

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"Yeah, I'm gonna have to contact my lawyer Reginald to come deal with you. I don't feel comfortable having you in my store."

[Mia]

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Wait, the dragon statue is your lawyer??? That's that jerk that burnt my taco!!!

[Mia]

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Mia, for the last time, he wasn't a statue!!! Good grief...

[Mia]

13734 hammers

Well let's just leave before he flies over here to lecture me.

[Mia]

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And thus concludes my mall story, I hope you enjoyed

[Mia]

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6 pages down, 14 to go

[Mia]

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Idk if anyone will read that, but yeah

[Mia]

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I had fun chatting, and that's all that matters

[Mia]

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Now I am officially out of things to talk about

[Mia]

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But I kept it going for a good while

[Mia]

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[Mia]

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[~JBG~]

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