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[gemj]

Mate mate you come to Birmingham mate I'll ~ing bite your face off and shove it up your ~hole you little ~head, you little ~ing knob. You were talking about the whispering maybe you should stop whispering yourself first you little ~ing mummy's boy now shut your mouth and ~ off ~head. You know something you little ~ing muppet I'll tell you where I live, I live in ~ING Birmingham, Smethwick, you little ~ing bic-~head FIND OUT WHERE IT IS, YEAH. COME BIRMINGHAM and I'll BITE YOUR ~ING FACE OFF. I WILL ~ YOU UP ~HEAD I WILL ~ YOU UP YOU LITTLE KNOB YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE. I'M A ~ING BIG MAN YOU LITTLE ~ING ~HEAD. I'M COMING FOR YOU, BIG MAN SIX FOOT, BIG ~ STOCKY MAN, SO COME SMETHWICK, AND I'LL BITE YOUR ~ING FACE OFF. YOU SENT ME THE FIRST MESSAGE, SO NEXT TIME CHECK YOUR MESSAGES YOURSELF YOU ~ING ~HEAD What did i ~ing shout at you down the mic for, playing your ~ing mouth, mate, to my bro man. You sent me a message first, yeah. I live in Smethwick Birmingham if you want to ~ING brawl. COME down, Smethwick, ask for Danny G, I'LL COME OUT MY HOUSE, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR ~ING LEGS! YOU LITTLE ~! HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?! HEAR WHAT I'M, ~ING SAYING?! COME BIRMINGHAM AND I WILL ~ YOU UP, COME BIRMINGHAM NOW, AND I WILL ~ YOU UP! I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE, YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE I LIVE?! I LIVE IN ~ING SMETHWICK, NOW COME, AND I'LL KILL YAH. What's my problem? What's my problem? You, is my ~ing problem. Shut your ~ing mouth I'LL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I WILL COME AND ~ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. SHUT THE ~ UP YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM GEEZER, I AM A ~ING MONSTER. DON'T ~ ME ABOUT AND I'LL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND I WILL ~ YOU UP IN YOUR OWN HOUSE. I TOLD YOU WHERE I LIVE. COME TO MY HOUSE, SMETHWICK, COME TO MY HOUSE AND WE'LL SEE WHO KNOCKS WHO OUT MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR ~ING FACE. SERIOUSLY MATE I'LL BREAK YOUR FACE, I WILL BREAK YOU OPEN, I SWEAR TO GOD YOU LITTLE ~. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE 17 YOU LITTLE KNOBHEAD. I'VE GOT ~ING KIDS OLDER THAN YOU MAN, I GOT KIDS THAT WILL ~ YOU UP YOU ~HEAD.

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