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[Lego-man945]

I would buy some wine but wine is expensive and I have no bordeaux glasses

It would feel weird drinking cheap wine out of a regular cup

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical
For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals
And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals
If you prefer drinkin' from glass
Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable
And in fourteen years, they are decomposable
And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable
Freddy, man, can kiss my ass