1st April 2021, 10:57 PM
Damn, there are a lot of rules to the hypothetical. I assume there aren't any boats docked to drive out to her with a life preserver. I assume I can't put on a life jacket so I don't drown so I can swim out to her. I assume there aren't any lifeguards on duty, even though it's the country's most lethal beach. What kind of person shoots at a random jerk instead of saving his gf? Guess I'll have the bf shoot me and beg him to rescue her.


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