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[Lego-man945]

HURRY, while all the mods are dead, let's do this...
5

(edit: this is sad... it has been an hour and nobody else has posted.)
(edit 2: 2 hours now... the mods aren't the only dead group on here ig...)
(edit 3: morale is low... we can't hold site 5 for much longer... we have been stuck behind enemy lines for 3 hours without hope of support...)
(edit 4: we've been separated from the main invasion force for over 6 hours now. Supplies are low and half of our battalion is either injured, captured, or dead. The mods are closing in... we should've known their inactivity was just a front for an ambush. If reinforcements don't come soon it will only be a matter of time until none of us remain.)
(edit 5: morale is shattered. 28 of the force went into the forest with a white flag, 28 shots were fired, 0 returned soldiers returned... how could it come to this in just 7 hours?)
(edit 6: our line broke at around midnight. what few of us now survive are either captured or lost in the woods. This will be my last entry. they're closing in....)