One Shot!

[Mia]

Assuming I don't die, I'll let them break my neck. Neck injuries can usually be repaired within a few months, and it didn't say it lasts for life. Busting my head open seems to imply brain damage. Cutting my legs off would probably put me into a coma from the shock. I don't know what injury is involved with eating through a straw, but it doesn't sound very tolerable. Back pain is some of the worst pain there is, and that one lasts for life, so that's out of the question.