BEWARE OF DOG - BIG PROBLEM! 🐶

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We've all been there before, where we've encountered a DOG problem in our neighborhood. A lot of them aren't friendly, and can be pretty AGGRESSIVE to humans. But, that's because they haven't been properly trained. This happens everywhere, not just in the neighborhood. BIG, scary ass DOG with BONE CHILLING TEETH like the JAWS OF DEATH, just ready to sink them into somebody because he's mean as shit! Well, unfortunately you're the victim here, and this happens to be the owner's DOG, who lives next door to you.

They just moved into the house, there's no sign in the yard that says "BEWARE OF DOG", and they just moved next door to you. You're jogging in the neighborhood, and all of a sudden this, DEMON DOG comes charging at you out of nowhere. The owner can't even control him because he's that VICIOUS. Forget about the leash, he can snap that thing off whenever he feels like it! You're perplexed at the situation because you're unaware of who he is and where he came from. You have no weapons to defend yourself, and please don't ever think that you can outrun the DOG because eventually, he'll catch up to you!

We all know what time it is, when we hear a DOG barking AGGRESSIVELY because we automatically and instinctively know that he's probably going to be coming after us, pretty soon! 👀 Fighting this MONSTER can lead to BIGGER problems for you because you don't know what the hell you're getting yourself into. I don't give a damn whether you know self-defense or not... those TEETH can tell you otherwise! A lot of you are probably thinking, I'll just use my MACE or GUN. However, what if you don't have either one of those... then what?

So, now you're panicking trying to figure out how to defend yourself in this situation. Keep in mind, it's a BIG, scary ass DOG; looks like one of the heads from CERBERUS or something. You don't even know what breed this MONSTER is. Unfortunately, this MONSTER manages to get to you before you can either reach a safety zone, or even make it back to your house. He then sinks his TEETH into you (considering the fact that he has RABIES), which means you need to hurry up and call 911, so you can get to the hospital.

Unlike this man (who's lucky enough to have a cell phone), your cell phone happens to fall on the concrete ground and stops working; it's just shattered up to the point where you can't even make phone calls, anymore! This situation seems hopeless because that damn, DEMON DOG will not let go of your leg; his TEETH are pretty much sunk down into your leg. Also, there are no other witnesses around you, and the owner seems to be more concerned with their DOG, rather than worrying about you getting medical treatment.

If you don't hurry up and have your leg treated at the hospital, you could suffer some serious damage. Also, you don't have insurance, but your neighbor does. Remember, your neighbor is the DOG owner, here. No cameras around means they'll swear out that you're the one who irritated the DOG in the first place.

Give me the best possible solution to get the DOG off you and call 911, so that you can be medically treated at the hospital, fast! You're BLEEDING profusely, so you don't have much time to think because this is one of those think-fast, situations! REMEMBER: there's no poll!