BEWARE OF DOG - BIG PROBLEM! 🐶

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Pull a Bully Maguire and put some dirt in the dog's eyes. Then I put some dirt in the dog owner's eyes as well. While they're both incapacitated, I steal the dog owner's car keys and drive myself to the hospital

Lmfao, now you're in a situation where you can finally get away! But, we all know that grand theft auto isn't the answer, here. It's best to drive yourself to the hospital in your own car. Just remember that you don't have insurance... that's the current issue, now. The owner, does. Unless you have insurance, the hospital will send you home.

Figure out a way to get this man to pay for your medical bills.