Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Master Raiden]

I think I should discontinue this whole, problem solver thing because the majority of people on this site, don't seem to be interested. I really don't understand this audience on JV.

I think it has already been solved. Targeting the eyes sounds like a good idea regardless of what you're being attacked by.

The scenario in the thread actually happened to a guy 15 years ago, except it was a shark instead of a dog. The shark clamped its jaws around the guy's leg and the guy poked the shark's eye and ended up surviving.

Bully Maguire is a genius.