THE DENTIST 🦷 🪥💀

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One of the most dreadful, unpleasant, yet terrifying things that we all really hate to do is taking a trip to the dentist. I can’t even begin to fathom the excruciating pain that we all have to experience from the dreaded, plaque scraper. Now why the hell does this hurt? It’s because if you have a bad dentist who’s rough with your teeth, you’re going to experience excruciating pain on your gums because they are a little too rough with scraping plaque off your teeth.

Man, can you believe how unbelievably painful it is to deal with tooth extractions? First, they stick the needle of death into your gums to numb you up, then they start to yank your tooth back and forth to pull the sucker out. Go to an orthopedic surgeon. Don’t do what I did and get your wisdom extractions from a dentist. Worst mistake ever! Anyways… it’s those damn cavities (that we all obtain from junk food consumption with excessive amounts of sugar) that puts money in the dental offices’ pockets.

If you don’t take care of your teeth, and you’ve had cavities for years, then eventually you’ll develop what’s called an ABSCESSED TOOTH. Now an ABSCESSED TOOTH is where you get this disgusting boil on your gums, and as soon as you bite down on something to eat, your tooth will get into excruciating pain because of the ABSCESS boil. It’s a devastating experience, folks. People have developed major swelling on their CHEEKS from having an ABSCESSED TOOTH. If you leave this problem untreated for long, eventually it’ll turn into SEPSIS - a life threatening issue with symptoms such as fever, shortness of breath, digestive issues, dizziness, and the list goes on.

Another thing that we all despise is the bitter taste from getting our teeth cleaning. I understand that it’s significant to have our teeth cleaned and all, but let’s be honest here… the shit tastes like sand crystals filled with a bunch of fluoride, yuck! 🤢 All that SUGAR sounds good during the beginning, but not when consumed all the time. In fact, why eat it at all?

So if you don’t want to experience any of the above, then please take care of your damn teeth and eat healthy. The excruciating pain is an unforgivable teacher inflicting pain and suffering that can last a very long time.