Safari Hat

[bls1999]

It makes you fly, fall slowly, crush people when you jump on their heads, gain double exp, gain points in a game that doesn't exist anymore, freeze blocks when you walk on them, give you a permanent speed boost and reverse controls, Makes you immune to mines, lasers, swords, and lightning, travel through green blocks, skip the 3 second countdown, and steal other player's hats when you pick it up.

Hmm… that doesn't seem like a significant effect. If you can think of something better, lmk.