6th December 2017, 6:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 7th December 2017, 2:22 AM by Erin. Edited 1 time in total.)
Since the "Thug Life" didn't choose a lot of people, I feel more than obliged to inform everyone on how to be a true "gangsta."
Step 1: When you go to a McDonald's (or somewhere else), ask for a water cup, but actually put soda in it.
Step 2: If you actually have friends to message, "text" them while your battery's under 10%.
Step 3: If you see an "Exit Only" door, enter through it.
Step 4: Record sports on the TV, even if you don't have the expressed written consent.
Step 5: If you have to fart, fart right in front of someone's face, especially if they're sitting down, or something.
Step 6: When you're at the table, keep your elbows all over the table.
Step 7: Movie hopping (where you buy a ticket for 1 movie, but you see more than one).
Step 8: If you smoke, blow the smoke into a baby's face whenever the parents aren't looking.
Step 9: Wear clothes that's at least 3 sizes too big for you.
Step 10: Post pictures of yourself all over the internet with you holding up a BB gun, &/or your Dad's gun (or whatever), while having a Twilight, &/or My Little Pony poster in the background.
Step 1: When you go to a McDonald's (or somewhere else), ask for a water cup, but actually put soda in it.
Step 2: If you actually have friends to message, "text" them while your battery's under 10%.
Step 3: If you see an "Exit Only" door, enter through it.
Step 4: Record sports on the TV, even if you don't have the expressed written consent.
Step 5: If you have to fart, fart right in front of someone's face, especially if they're sitting down, or something.
Step 6: When you're at the table, keep your elbows all over the table.
Step 7: Movie hopping (where you buy a ticket for 1 movie, but you see more than one).
Step 8: If you smoke, blow the smoke into a baby's face whenever the parents aren't looking.
Step 9: Wear clothes that's at least 3 sizes too big for you.
Step 10: Post pictures of yourself all over the internet with you holding up a BB gun, &/or your Dad's gun (or whatever), while having a Twilight, &/or My Little Pony poster in the background.
