Big Brother: Trials and Temptations RE-DUX
(10th June 2021, 7:52 AM)dotime Wrote: Yay is a real word

spa x380

So is anaphylactic
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She took my pants off and underwire too to put them into the washing machine
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
(10th June 2021, 7:50 AM)dotime Wrote: rabbit with gun

(10th June 2021, 7:50 AM)dotime Wrote: Cat with gun
which one would win

spa x381

Whichever human is closest to the guns, cause they get 2 free guns
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Then she lick my head, she was my pet
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x382

She took off my pants only to find more pants
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She lick so hard that my head fall off and I died
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x383

Each time she took off the pants it was more pants, another pair of pants taken off, there's more pants, more pants, and yet again, more pants
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She said blowy blowy sucky sucky
and I said no you're drunk
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x384

Then she says "Why on EARTH are you wearing so many pants?!?!?!?!?!?"
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Sucky sucky mean in content to vector atoms
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x385

And I retort with "You nincompoop, we're on Antarctica for an expedition! I need these pairs of pants!!!!! STOP REMOVING THEM!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1!!!one!!!!!"
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Conkl
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x386

Then my legs mysteriously freeze and fall off for supposedly unrelated reasons
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I remember a game about girls trying to rip pants off a guy
but the guy only wants
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
to get marred to only one girl but the other girls just want his pants to be ripped off in fort of his wife
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x387
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The world spins so much that everyone 😜explodes
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
It's kind of hard to make a joke seems like it wrong doing(like it a nasty joke)
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime
spa x388
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Nasty jokes are kind of hard to do without it sounding too sexual
Life is a ? is it but death is a !. 
You never know what happens until it happens - ricky101/dotime


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