Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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And now I apsm

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That's an anagram of spam 🧠

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And then I keep chatting

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But what do I chat about

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I chat about not knowing what to chat about

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This part's intense and emotional, as long as you don't understand it

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Your foreign grandma would love this chat, please send it to her

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And she'll probably tell her foreign friends about the song

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Her grandson or daughter sent her today

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This chat might hit the charts in her country

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If parts sounded like Einstein

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If the ramblings sound like Einstein

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Then I put some spa spa spas in there

[Mia]

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spa spa spa spa spa, spa spa spa spa spa spa spa

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Hopefully your foreign grandma reads all of this chat everyday

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And if she asks you to translate the ramblings, here's what you say:

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"A perfect translation does not exist

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Well, at least, not in your language

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But if you must know, well, picture this:

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Fifty billion rainbows and the sun is setting