Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

It's not a joke, more of a comment really

[Mia]

Strokes are bad in golf but even worse medically

[Mia]

My doctor's not a very nice guy, he told me open your mouth and say oink

[Mia]

The bowling alley is one of the few places you can knock things over without the bouncer coming inside and throwing me out cause I stayed up until 1am binge drinking

[TRUC]

I'd make another quick bowling pun but I can't come with any in a split second

[Mia]

I'd make a bowling pun, but I have to go clean the gutters

No seriously, Frank stuffed a bunch of trash in there, what a schmuck

[Mia]

I'd can't walk a mile in your shoes, the bowling alley is making me wear theirs

[Mia]

I yelled at the waitress for a banana split, and some nimrod at the bowling alley punched me

All I did was say "MISS! SPLIT!" what's the big deal?!

[Mia]

Bowl4Mod

[Sushie]

12956 hammers

Survivor shmurvivor, this thread is superior

the post that restarted it all in this thread, ladies and germs

[Sushie]

I definitely made it a mission to keep spamming games to a minimum and have more unique games to keep it fresh. Plus I got a whole section so I split up all my challenges into different threads. A long way from when I first hosted Survivor thirteen years ago. The OG Season 1 started the season off with six Post-a-thons in a row! Just ask @MrGlad or @Kursed lol.

[Sushie]

Happy to see how far things have come ever since Survivor came back!

[Resarekt]

I definitely like the idea of having the section separate as a whole from VG! Made things super simple to track!

[Mia]

the post that restarted it all in this thread, ladies and germs

True. Then I rediscovered my love of spamming. I spammed 1650 posts in the MPT during the Get Back Postathon just to prove a point lol

[Mia]

I never planned to keep spamming past the 10k mark, but this has been a lot of fun

[Mia]

I believe it was Master Raiden who actually motivated me, he made a post like "At the current rate, Survivor will pass MPT in x amount of time"

[Mia]

It was this post.

[Mia]

That thread will never pass this thread. Even if it does, I will just spam this one ahead of it.

13619 hammers

Also, this thread has gained 35 pages since Survivor started, which has 54 pages. But I can certainly spam 20 more pages if it proves my point.

When the Survivor thread started, this thread was on page 866, now it's on page 921.

This thread, MPT, gained 55 pages in that time.
The Survivor thread gained 54 pages in that time.

At that rate, it would only take that entire thread of people ∞ hours to overtake this thread, where 75% of the posts are made by me.

[Mia]

Helloooooo!!!!

By the by, this is my first post for the Million Pages 👀

What about this legend

Everyone talking about me, but Silky almost got to 2nd in under 3 months without spamming

[Resarekt]

it’s pretty neat to see how the season of Survivor and this thread correlated lol