Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

OK so

[Mia]

That was such a bad day

[Mia]

OK, so my bike broke down, yeah? I call my boss, tell her what happened, we mutually agree that I'll take the bus and just arrive late. No problem. The bus I get on takes a completely different route, and takes me into a totally different town. I'm like what the heck? My bus driver asks me where I'm trying to get to, I tell him my job. He starts yelling at me that this is the wrong bus, it doesn't go that way, get off my bus.

So there I am, in the middle of a random town, extremely late for work, having a panic attack. My husband says "No worries, I'll send an Uber to come pick you up. Can you tell me where you are?" I open Google Maps to find out, and my entire phone freezes, the call drops, and it won't restart.

So now I'm wandering through a random town, I have no clue where I am, and by this point I am in tears cause the day just keeps getting worse. Will I have to walk back home? Which way even is home? Eventually, my phone does restart and I call my husband back. I walk around for like 5 more minutes before I find this park, so he sends the Uber to pick me up there.

Then on the way home in my Uber, my work calls me back and my boss is like "where the heck are you at?" So I have to explain my nightmare while in this random stranger's car. I told her I wouldn't be able to make it into work because at this point, I'm in no condition to work. So yeah, that's the story of my horrible morning.

[Mia]

I napped for like 3 hours

[Master Raiden]

OK, so my bike broke down, yeah? I call my boss, tell her what happened, we mutually agree that I'll take the bus and just arrive late. No problem. The bus I get on takes a completely different route, and takes me into a totally different town. I'm like what the heck? My bus driver asks me where I'm trying to get to, I tell him my job. He starts yelling at me that this is the wrong bus, it doesn't go that way, get off my bus.

Another Simpsons prediction comes true

[Silky Silver]

That's awful, I'm sorry that happened 

nothing like a good nap to reset the day

[Mia]

Another Simpsons prediction comes true

Jokes on Lisa, I got off at Crackton

[Mia]

308 guests for no reason at all

[Mia]

spa

[Mia]

Lousy generic filler post

[Mia]

What do you mean you're out of waffles

[Mia]

Can I speak to your manager

[Mia]

Hey that cashier just spit into my milkshake!!!

[Mia]

How about we take this outside and I can show you what it's like

[Mia]

Stop pummeling me, it's really painful

[Mia]

Now what have we learned

[Mia]

Don't put twinkies on your pizza

[Mia]

Nobody's seen more butts than you, uncle tony

[Mia]

Josh was bad, Josh now good

[Mia]

I worked at Burger King for 3 years. This is worse than that!