Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Break me off a piece of that fancy feast

[Mia]

Nothing beats that new car smell

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Say hello to your new favorite snack

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Smurfette

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Papa Smurf

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Brainy Smurf

[Sushie]

Swag Smurf

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Spa Smurf

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Tayto Smurf

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Better than taytos???

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lol

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Heck yeah, we ranking up today

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Classic Mystery

[Mia]

Although sduifgsedgnpsifhoeiwurfhioeugyodsifugvpoidusfhizuxyghfv has its moments.

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Wait a second, my name isn't Duckling

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That's what soda cans are for

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In a little over 8 years, we've only made it to page 1245? Sure, that's progress, but we're going to have to do a whole lot better than that if we're gonna reach page one million. It will take a lot of effort from several different posters. My spamming by itself isn't going to cut it, that's for sure. We're gonna have to find a bunch of people willing to spam here for years if we wanna reach this goal. If a million people posted here 20 times, we would reach our goal in 10 minutes, which would be very nice. That is highly unlikely however, so we're gonna have to make due with what we've got, try our hardest, and knock out these remaining 998,755 pages we have to go. I definitely think we can get there if we keep at it, but we need some motivation. Nobody in their right mind could possibly get there without it, as they would lose their sanity. That's why we need multiple people in this thread to constantly spam, then they can chat together as they reach the goal. That seems like one of the best way of doing this, can't you agree? I couldn't think of a more feasible method if I tried. I mean, maybe we could get the time between posts reduced to 15 seconds. That way, we could spam to the goal twice as fast so we would feel more inclined to make a lot of posts here. Sadly though, I don't think that will happen. Even if it did happen, it would still take an eternity to reach the millionth page. So, here's a new idea: what if we got someone famous like PewDiePie or someone of that nature to make a video promoting this forum site? I just don't know how one would go about doing that. I'm not even sure if they would even consider doing something like that. It would be a long shot, but it could be worth a try. If we messaged PewDiePie 100 messages a day telling him to promote this forum site and tell his fans to post in this thread, then that would be marvelous! I mean, he has millions of fans, so if he promoted this forum site then we would get there in no time! That is the best way I could see of us reaching this goal, because otherwise it's going to take a few of us a very, very long time to even come close to reaching this goal. I'm not doubting that it can happen, but I just think it would be a lot easier and likely if we had a huge base of people posting here nonstop. Surely some other people think the same way that I do, I can't be the only one. I honestly think we would have a shot at doing that, but maybe I'm just going crazy. Well, that's enough rambling for me right now, I should probably head off to bed. I guess I will see you all tomorrow. Does it bother anyone that I say "see you", as if I will see you guys with my eyes? I can only see your posts, not you guys specifically. I guess I could go to the Post Picture Of Yourself thread, but that just wouldn't be the same. It is kind of weird that people say "see you" on the internet when you won't see them. I guess saying "I'll listen to you tomorrow!" wouldn't sound as good.

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- Mia

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When's the last time you plumbed anything?