Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

I don't think I'm meant to play Survivor... I've read some opinions about the show online *cough* Reddit *cough* and it basically became a popularity contest......

I'm having fun watching. No stress of trying to win but I still feel part of the community

[Mia]

Scratching my nose never felt so good

[Mia]

Mosquito bites

Con: They're really itchy
Pro: They're fun to scratch

[Mia]

Itchy and Scratchy

[Silky Silver]

I'm a mosquito attractor, and my neighbor has a pool

[Silky Silver]

I imagine the people who got voted out are sipping on fruity cocktails by the side of the pool, in reclining lounge chairs 😎

[Silky Silver]

Not the mosquito pool

[Silky Silver]

Would you rather have 1 eye

[Silky Silver]

Or...

[Silky Silver]

3 eyes?

[Silky Silver]

The question was too easy

[Silky Silver]

3 eyes but your lifespan is shortened by 15 years

[Silky Silver]

Uh oh where's my post

[Silky Silver]

Uh oh the bots are coming back

[Silky Silver]

I really wanted someone to try out this light sleep method to stay awake at least 24 hours for those spam-type challenges

[Silky Silver]

It worked well for me, until I decided to stay awake an extra hour, closed my eyes, and missed a posting opportunity. I woke up 15 minutes after the hour feeling refreshed though

[Silky Silver]

I didn't need an alarm, but set it up anyway, just in case

[Silky Silver]

My phone's underlining correctly-spelled words and suggesting typos

[Silky Silver]

I don't remember if I set an alarm for the hour I slept through

[Silky Silver]

Conversations about alliances be like, my mom's friend's aunt's cousin's neighbor's hairdresser said...