Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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The question was too easy

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3 eyes but your lifespan is shortened by 15 years

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Uh oh where's my post

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Uh oh the bots are coming back

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I really wanted someone to try out this light sleep method to stay awake at least 24 hours for those spam-type challenges

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It worked well for me, until I decided to stay awake an extra hour, closed my eyes, and missed a posting opportunity. I woke up 15 minutes after the hour feeling refreshed though

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I didn't need an alarm, but set it up anyway, just in case

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My phone's underlining correctly-spelled words and suggesting typos

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I don't remember if I set an alarm for the hour I slept through

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Conversations about alliances be like, my mom's friend's aunt's cousin's neighbor's hairdresser said...

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Type shi

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I died last year at the age of 97; am I too old to be saying type shi?

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Perhaps my mind is too slow to keep up with these conversations nowadays. Am I a boomer?

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I feel immense guilt every time I vote someone out

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Oh, my fragile heart

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Though your heart may feel beleaguered by despondency

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trust that through the crucible of this separation

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your resilience will burgeon

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and the tapestry of your future will be adorned

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with newfound strength