Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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New phones are nice, they don't make me think of food at all

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I know my coworker is always talking about his Apple phone

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Mmm... apples. I really like the honeycrisp ones

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My work gets these gala apples that are pretty good, so if I get extra hungry I'll go in the cooler and snag one

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F*** I'm talking about food again

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Is that really such a bad thing though?

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It got us to the end of another page

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Or the start of another page if Addy posts again

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I could really go for one of those funnel cakes

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They remind me of the amusement park

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Which I want to go to again at some point

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I can't afford to have fun right now

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But spamming is fun, and I can afford to do that

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That's the great thing about spamming, it's a free way to entertain myself

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I don't have to spend money on all these new games

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Switch 2, more like Switch 2 (to) spamming so I don't have to spend money

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Pokemon go to the polls

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I never disable the Smilies

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But what about the similes?

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I suppose I could disable the metaphors