Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Hello dearie, I'm Helen Leslie! I didn't mean to startle you, poor little thing! Have you lost your way?

[Mia]

No ma'am, I was just trying to find my way over to Mason Farms. I'm trying to find the treasure on this map!

[Mia]

Now dearie, this treasure map ain't even real! Look, they didn't even spell treasure correctly!

[Mia]

I don't understand! My friend Lester gave me this map! Why would he lie and say it's a real map?

[Mia]

Dearie, why don't you come inside and you can have some fresh apple pie? It should be cooled down by now!

[Mia]

Todd, upset about his friend lying, reluctantly agrees. He's tired after all of that travelling, and she seems hospitable.

[Mia]

Here you are, dearie! I left it on the windowsill to cool down, so it's good and ready to eat.

[Mia]

Todd takes a bite of the apple pie, and it's the most delicious thing he's ever tasted! It reminds him that the greatest treasure of all is spreading a bit of kindness.

[Silky Silver]

Such a kind lady

[Mia]

The end

[Silky Silver]

WHAT

[Mia]

If he went to Mason Farms, he was gonna get shot by the TAAAAYYYYTOOOOOOOOO

[Mia]

So we got the good ending

[Silky Silver]

I was caught by surprise, what an abrupt ending

[Silky Silver]

I'm satisfied, no tayto barrage

[Mia]

Yeah I didn't really know where else to take it

[Mia]

In other news, my rent got raised by an absurd amount. So we're trying to get the heck out of here

[Silky Silver]

The kind lady was not so kind as he had thought, and the pie was poison

I thought Todd would take a detour and find some protective gear

[Mia]

Todd was lucky he was a nitwit, his stupidity saved him a tayto injury

[Mia]

I actually thought about making Jack Mason a serial killer if someone picked left lol