Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

[Mia]

He was in strongman competitions from 2000-2004

[Mia]

I found the original source on the Wayback Machine:

https://web.archive.org/web/201309261807.../the-team/

[Sunlight1232]

Was there a guy named LavenderTown or something? I think he was the one who brought Beerd over from Within Hubris. I remember they had a cliche with Purple and Zorjeff or something.

[Mia]

Mr. Beekman graduated from the University of Alberta with an engineering degree in 1993. He has 15 years of industry experience, with the first five years spent exclusively at the field level. Previously held positions include operating, supervising and field management. During the last 10 years in Calgary, Mr. Beekman held various in-house alliance and engineering positions and worked up to operations manager with a large Canadian service company. His most recent position was as VP of Engineering with a Canadian service company.

[Mia]

I don't remember that username

[Mia]

Rob Spiller is still in the company too

[Sunlight1232]

Wtf is this
https://withinhubris.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=157

One day, Beerd went to check out the forums and he found copious amounts of burgers and cola being advertised shamelessly. This caused him to become enraged. Then, he managed to get over this infraction by stroking his beard. Then, he saw Sarai posting some "diddy ahh memes" and decided to drink Dr. Pepper and delete Hubris.

BEERD IS NOW WORSHIPPED ACROSS THE ENTIRE MODERN WORLD, BUT THE ONLY ONE WHO OPPOSES IS KNOWN AS MUGEN KAGEMARU PRIME. WHAT HE DID WAS SO DISGUSTING THAT MUGEN DECIDED HE WOULD NEVER... BUT HE DID, BY ROLE-PLAYING AS THE ****ING FATHER WHILE WEARING A RAUNCHY FLUTTERSHY COSTUME AND MEWING LOUDLY IN YOUR EAR.

MUGEN HIT KAIDEN SO KAIDEN LEFT THROUGH AN INVISIBLE GATE IN THE WIENER DIMENSION WHEN BEERD REACHED THE LARGER SIZE IN WH BOOTY TIMEZONE AND SAID, "LISTEN, I NEED THAT GODDAMN KAIDEN GYATT SKIBIDI RIZZ SIGMA ON GOD FR!" So, Kaiden then fled to Mexico where he met MUGEN KAGEMARU DE LA INTERNET DETECTIVES, but unfortunately he to go sleep in order to go sleep to see good dreams to sleep go. "Go sleep Wolfcat", said Fluttershy lovingly. "Ha ha ho", said Beerd joyously.

Mugen has arrived. Oh ****, run. Run Wolfcat, run to your home back in Equestria.

[Sunlight1232]

They go hard with their Beerd shitposting

[Mia]

The Darren Plamondon fella left the company 4 years ago, but I found a recent picture of him on Twitter

[Mia]

They go hard with their Beerd shitposting

WTF???

[Sunlight1232]

It's like discovering a long lost schism to your religion and realizing people honor your god differently than you do

[Mia]

[Mia]

[Mia]

I'm bored

[Adulock77]

Good to see you Adulock!

Hey Mia!! How'd you doing!? ❤️

Also WTF wait! What do you mean husband??? What did i miss in the last... FIVE months. Fiv- yeah five months... its been five... right...? 🫩

[Mia]

Well it's not exactly official... but I just call him my husband lol. We're attempting to buy a house together

[Adulock77]

Well it's not exactly official... but I just call him my husband lol. We're attempting to buy a house together

Oh okay xD

I was about to say... glad i still have a chance...

I MEAN WHA-?

[Mia]

@Bluecat52 You should post here more, ya know

[Mia]

lol