Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

True

[Mia]

I'm hungryyyyy

[Mia]

Liquify the donuts, put a giant funnel in my mouth, and pour down the donut smoothie

[Mia]

The doughy ones probably liquify

[Mia]

If not, we can use an almond milk base

[Mia]

Coconut milk would work too

[Mia]

Coconut doesn't contain cocoa or nuts, it's a scam

[Mia]

Coconuts are a fruit

[Mia]

No Mia, you're a fruit

[Mia]

Why can't both be true

[Mia]

Jellyfish

[Mia]

Hey Squidward, wanna go jellyfishing with me and Patrick?

[Mia]

I wouldn't go jellyfishing with you two barnacle heads unless you paid me 20 clams!

[Mia]

20 clams, eh? You mean like these right here?

[Mia]

What the- How did you get those?

[Mia]

I stole them from your wallet!

[Mia]

Hey give those back you asswipe!

[Mia]

Nuh-uh, not until you go jellyfishing with us!

[Mia]

Ugh, FINE! But I have had it with you thieving bastards!

[Mia]

Yaaaaaay! Squidward go catch that jellyfish!