Let's get this thread to a million pages!

**Mia**

32292 penguins

Definitely one of the more disturbing items on Neopets

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:31 PM

32293 penguins

Whaa? Where did I make a counting error?

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:32 PM

32294 penguins

Let's go find out

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:32 PM

I'm not a fan of alcohol either. I got peer pressured by my cousin... we went out to eat, and my uncle probably suspected something was up because of how red I was

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:32 PM

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I'm trying to fix it

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:34 PM

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I drank some of the strong stuff my husband hides under the cabinet, it was nastyyyyy

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:34 PM

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Counting error was at 32283

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:35 PM

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That wasn't so bad to fix

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:35 PM

32299 penguins

I try to check my count after every new page so it doesn't take too long to fix

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:36 PM

32300 penguins

I've made more penguin posts than dream posts

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:38 PM

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I made 2719 posts that were like "5903/1000", like #/#

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:38 PM

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So penguins will pass that at 32770

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:39 PM

My skin got really itchy, felt like it was burning, and I spent half an hour sleeping it off

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:39 PM

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Cause I'm at like, 2253 penguin posts

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:40 PM

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Itchy things are fun to scratch, says the little demon on my shoulder

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:41 PM

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I have dermatitis, so I know all about being itchy

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:41 PM

What made you like penguins?

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:41 PM

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So irritating

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:43 PM

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Penguins and humans are the only animals on Earth that are bipedal

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:43 PM

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And they look like they're wearing little tuxedos