Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Silky Silver]

pep...tic ulcer

[Mia]

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Pepcid AC

[Silky Silver]

pep in my step

[Mia]

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I need to take Pepcid AC after drinking a 2 liter of Pepsi

[Silky Silver]

[Mia]

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It's the phosphoric acid that'll really get ya

[Mia]

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[Mia]

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Pepperoni pizza from Pizza Hut with my Pepsi

[Silky Silver]

Y-yeah, not the 2 liters

[Mia]

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It's funny because PepsiCo owns Yum Brands, which owns Pizza Hut

[Mia]

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[Mia]

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Wait, they sold off their Pizza Hut division for $2.7 billion

They must've needed money for gas

[Silky Silver]

bye for now

[Mia]

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They did that in April 2026, so my joke fell flat

[Mia]

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Flatter than a Pepsi left out in the hot sun

[Mia]

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See ya later Silky!

[Mia]

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And then the tribal council happens

[Mia]

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This number is just threes and ones! What gives?

[Mia]

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This one isn't, but the next one is too

[Mia]

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But this one is also a palindrome!