Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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I want a vat of vegetable fried rice with tofu

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I want maple syrup to come out of my sink tap

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I want hair made of spaghetti noodles

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I want an infinite mashed potato dispenser

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I want a house made of chocolate

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I want one of those catered sub sandwiches that stretches endlessly

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spa

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I want to know what it's like to eat food again

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I want deep fried margarine on a stick

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I want someone to throw a funnel cake like a Frisbee right into my mouth

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I want a plant-based meatball the size of the Moon

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I want a deep dish pizza that's so deep I could drown in it

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I want to eat [insert comically large portion of a food here]

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I want a 67 layer burrito

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I want a 67 layer burrito

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I want a glitch to post the same message twice

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I want a hash brown the size of a skating rink

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I want a donut neck pillow

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I want to go in a lazy river of refried beans

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I want a chocolate chip cookie bigger than my head