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**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:03 PM

I want a cement mixer truck that pours hummus into my mouth

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:04 PM

I'm hungry

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:04 PM

I haven't eaten in 20 hours!!!!!

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:05 PM

Why are they taking so long?????

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:05 PM

What are you fasting for, if you don't mind me asking?

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:05 PM

My stomach growled so loud that it scared my dog

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:06 PM

(Yesterday, 5:05 PM)Silky Silver Wrote: What are you fasting for, if you don't mind me asking?

They have to do a medical exam and it said not to eat for 12 hours leading up to it

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:07 PM

My appointment was over an hour ago, what's the hold up?????

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:08 PM

How long do I have to wait in this room???

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:08 PM

Impossible Chicken Nuggets taste better than real chicken nuggets

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:08 PM

I. NEED. FOOD.

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:09 PM

I need a cannon to shoot Impossible chicken nuggets into my mouth

**Silky Silver** · Yesterday, 5:09 PM

Yeah what's the hold up 😡

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:10 PM

I want to take a bath in a tub of mayonnaise

**Mia** · Yesterday, 5:11 PM

I actually feel unwell

**Mia** · 11 hours ago

I feel really weak

Should I just complain until they do something

**Mia** · 11 hours ago

I'm not good at complaining

**Silky Silver** · 11 hours ago

**Mia** · 11 hours ago

I'm better at putting up with things

**Mia** · 11 hours ago

If my left arm was made of tofu, I would eat it right now