Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

Howdy

[Mia]

[Mia]

Hellooooooooo

[Ashley766]

It's me

[Ashley766]

I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet

[Mia]

I'm in a REALLY bad mood

[Ashley766]

Why?

[Mia]

I missed a whole week of work because my doc told me to quarantine

Doc said "don't go back to work until wednesday unless you get the covid results" so I may be missing 3 more days of work

But that's not what pissed me off

[Mia]

You know what else my freaking doctor said?????????????????

"YOU ARE FAT"

So I said back in disbelief "How fat am I?"

[Mia]

Then they said "Fat enough for the both of us! Now I gotta check your throat!"

I was already pissed, then they said "Now open your mouth and say oink"

So not only did my doc make me quarantine, but they also called me a fat pig

[Mia]

And I look in the mirror and I says, I says "I don't see a fat pig, I see a lanky ugly mule! Someone give me a compliment!"

Then my cousin walks in and says "Well your eyesight is damn near perfect!"

[Mia]

So not only is my doc a jerk, but so is my cousin

[Mia]

Then I go in a haunted house to get my mind off of things, and the manager says "You're hired!!!" I'm like "What the hell are you talking about?????" Then he says "Well you're the scariest-looking thing in this haunted house, you gotta work here!!!"

[Mia]

Then I'm like "I've had enough! I'm going to the mall!!!!" I get to the mall and this freaking security guard!!!

"You can't wear a zombie mask in here, you have to wear a CDC approved mask."

Like am I really so ugly that I look like a freaking zombie?????

[Mia]

And my doc was in there too and was like "Aren't you that fat pig I treated earlier? Why aren't you quarantining at your sty???"

[Ashley766]

Woah woah woah what

[Ashley766]

Is this actually legit??? Who the hell would call their patient a fat pig???

[Ashley766]

But omg this story is kinda funny 😂 dunno if this is real

[Mia]

It's not real hahaha I made it up (except my doc telling me to quarantine, that part's real)

[Ashley766]

@ClassyElephant hi