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13th November 2020, 2:45 AM
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13th November 2020, 2:49 AM
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15th November 2020, 10:56 AM
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15th November 2020, 11:25 AM
It's me
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15th November 2020, 11:26 AM
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
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15th November 2020, 11:26 AM
I'm in a REALLY bad mood
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15th November 2020, 11:27 AM
Why?
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15th November 2020, 11:27 AM
I missed a whole week of work because my doc told me to quarantine

Doc said "don't go back to work until wednesday unless you get the covid results" so I may be missing 3 more days of work

But that's not what pissed me off
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15th November 2020, 11:28 AM
You know what else my freaking doctor said?????????????????

"YOU ARE FAT"

So I said back in disbelief "How fat am I?"
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15th November 2020, 11:28 AM
Then they said "Fat enough for the both of us! Now I gotta check your throat!"

I was already pissed, then they said "Now open your mouth and say oink"

So not only did my doc make me quarantine, but they also called me a fat pig
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15th November 2020, 11:29 AM
And I look in the mirror and I says, I says "I don't see a fat pig, I see a lanky ugly mule! Someone give me a compliment!"

Then my cousin walks in and says "Well your eyesight is damn near perfect!"
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15th November 2020, 11:29 AM
So not only is my doc a jerk, but so is my cousin
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15th November 2020, 11:30 AM
Then I go in a haunted house to get my mind off of things, and the manager says "You're hired!!!" I'm like "What the hell are you talking about?????" Then he says "Well you're the scariest-looking thing in this haunted house, you gotta work here!!!"
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15th November 2020, 11:31 AM
Then I'm like "I've had enough! I'm going to the mall!!!!" I get to the mall and this freaking security guard!!!

"You can't wear a zombie mask in here, you have to wear a CDC approved mask."

Like am I really so ugly that I look like a freaking zombie?????
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15th November 2020, 11:31 AM
And my doc was in there too and was like "Aren't you that fat pig I treated earlier? Why aren't you quarantining at your sty???"
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15th November 2020, 11:31 AM
Woah woah woah what
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15th November 2020, 11:32 AM
Is this actually legit??? Who the hell would call their patient a fat pig???
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15th November 2020, 11:32 AM
But omg this story is kinda funny 😂 dunno if this is real
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15th November 2020, 11:33 AM
It's not real hahaha I made it up (except my doc telling me to quarantine, that part's real)
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17th November 2020, 7:51 PM
@ClassyElephant hi
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