Let's get this thread to a million pages!

[Mia]

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It's a @"Mystery"

[Mia]

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It's-a me, Mystery! Wa-hoo! Oh wait, that's Mario.

[Mia]

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Mario and Mystery kind of sound the same though.

[Mia]

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They sound nothing alike, you clod.

[Mia]

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This is why I'm still alone

[Mia]

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If I spent half the time I talked to myself to girls I was interested in then maybe I wouldn't be alone

[Mia]

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Talking to girls I'm interested in makes me flustered though

[Mia]

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But this isn't my diary, it's the million page thread

[Mia]

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This isn't the dairy, there aren't any cows or goats

[Mia]

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If it's not the dairy, then how am I milking these spam posts

[Mia]

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See, the joke is that milking can also mean taking advantage of

[Mia]

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But will people even read this hogwash

[Mia]

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I have over 600 posts in this thread, that's quite a few

[Mia]

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But it's not as many as 354195

[Mia]

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Nice try

[Mia]

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I won't let you knock this thread off the front page

[Mia]

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Wow, it almost made it off that time

[Mia]

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[Mia]

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The d0minator is gonna end up with like 400-500k fah points more than the prize

[Mia]

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I'm not at home to shut it off lol