Let's get this thread to a million pages!

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1969 dreams

I'll move to New Hampshire and sue myself and let you know how it goes.

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1970 dreams

How can it be called New Hampshire if it's over 200 years old?

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1971 dreams

Can I sue New Hampshire for false advertising instead?

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1972 dreams

You ever read Connecticut as "connect I cut", or is that just me?

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1973 dreams

I bet some interesting stuff happened in this year.

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1974 dreams

It's the year the Sears Tower was finished.

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1975 dreams

Remember when you used to go shopping at Sears?

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1976 dreams

Yeah, neither do I.

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1977 dreams

Never got my clothes there either.

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1978 dreams

I've gotten most of my clothes from Shopko and JC Penney.

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1979 dreams

I can't get any more clothes from Shopko, cause of... you know.

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1980 dreams

The same reason you can't buy DVDs from Blockbuster Video anymore.

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1981 dreams

I used to love going to Blockbuster Video as a kid.

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1982 dreams

Now it's all these streaming platforms that don't have the ones you want.

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1983 dreams

But anyway, back to Shopko and JC Penney.

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1984 dreams

Shopko had clothes that actually fit my tall skinny frame.

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1985 dreams

JC Penney does too, but they're struggling pretty hard.

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1986 dreams

I'd hate to see them go under like Shopko did.

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1987 dreams

I don't care if Kmart goes under, I never really liked shopping there.

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1988 dreams

The checkout at Kmart always takes an eternity.